{"id":10866,"date":"2013-07-24T07:41:56","date_gmt":"2013-07-24T14:41:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/?p=10866"},"modified":"2013-08-09T14:10:29","modified_gmt":"2013-08-09T21:10:29","slug":"tx-vs-ny-plagiarizes-sheltons-fondness-of-urine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/tx-vs-ny-plagiarizes-sheltons-fondness-of-urine\/","title":{"rendered":"TX vs. NY Plagiarizes Shelton&#8217;s Fondness of Urine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, we all have our favorites and take civic pride in our local municipalities. But despite a bare bones budget unable to maintain city streets, eliminating the expense of public sidewalks, and banning anal cleavages from entering the City limits, absolutely nobody takes a back seat to Shelton in it&#8217;s fondness of urine. Though some may argue the lack of 24\/7 public restrooms could bode ill for public health, the City Council just can&#8217;t get enough of the whiff of a budget balanced on our collective bladders&#8230;no need to fret about paying for fundamental public necessities when urine Shelton!<\/p>\n<div style=\"background-color: #000000; width: 520px;\">\n<div style=\"padding: 4px;\">\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/media.mtvnservices.com\/embed\/mgid:cms:video:thedailyshow.com:427815\" height=\"360\" width=\"640\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; padding: 4px; margin-top: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;\"><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/watch\/wed-july-17-2013\/back-in-black---new-york-vs--texas\">The Daily Show with Jon Stewart<\/a><\/b><br \/>\n<a href=\"amicuscuria.com\">Amicus Curia Paralegal Services<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/\">Bankruptcy, WA. State Divorce, Custody, Collections<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, we all have our favorites and take civic pride in our local municipalities. But despite a bare bones budget unable to maintain city streets, eliminating the expense of public sidewalks, and banning anal cleavages from entering the City limits, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/tx-vs-ny-plagiarizes-sheltons-fondness-of-urine\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10866"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10866\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10967,"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10866\/revisions\/10967"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}