{"id":12505,"date":"2014-01-17T05:59:50","date_gmt":"2014-01-17T12:59:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/?p=12505"},"modified":"2014-01-17T06:05:53","modified_gmt":"2014-01-17T13:05:53","slug":"gomer-pyleforest-gump-reincarnated-as-woman-security-guard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/gomer-pyleforest-gump-reincarnated-as-woman-security-guard\/","title":{"rendered":"Gomer Pyle\/Forest Gump Reincarnated as Woman Mall Cop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is one of the most hilarious clips of a confrontation with a security guard ever. &#8220;Ahhm gonna take ALL yore cameras! Y&#8217;all leave. Y&#8217;all need to delete your photos.&#8221; The security guard is the closest female caricature of Gomer Pyle you&#8217;d want to see&#8230;simply outrageously funny&#8211;better than mud wrestling. What is it about uniforms, badges, and &#8216;authority&#8217; that makes people light headed?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fSwvgXeDh4Y\" height=\"480\" width=\"640\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>by Carlos Miller<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Officer&#8217; Adams, as she describes herself in the above video, first threatened to confiscate cameras, then ordered people to delete their photos and finally ended up pushing a woman who immediately fought back.<\/p>\n<p>The two women ended up punching and kicking each other on the street as onlookers calmly observed, including one who video recorded the debacle.<\/p>\n<p>As outrageous as the video is, it is even more outrageous that the spokesman for the\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ohiovalleymall.net\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ohio Valley Mall\u00a0<\/a>in St. Clairsville\u00a0defended the security guard\u2019s actions, telling<a href=\"http:\/\/www.wtrf.com\/story\/22233945\/mall-security-guard-accident-onlooker-scuffle\" target=\"_blank\">WTRF<\/a>\u00a0that she was merely doing her job, which is to prevent people from taking photos on mall property.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Mall Director of Corporate Communications, Joe Bell, told WTRF on Monday that the fight occurred on mall property and the security guard was doing her job and was explaining to the woman that no pictures were allowed on mall property when the fight broke out.<\/p>\n<p>Bell added no one was charged in the incident.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>While it\u2019s true that private companies can set their own policies regarding photography, they should notify customers about this policy as they enter the mall as they usually do about prohibitions against smoking or soliciting.<\/p>\n<p>If they are so serious about their policy that they would allow security guards to attack shoppers, then they should post their policy on their website as the\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.crabtree-valley-mall.com\/mall\/policies\" target=\"_blank\">Crabtree Valley Mall<\/a>\u00a0in North Carolina did.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>PHOTOGRAPHY:\u00a0Photography, videotaping, or similar recordations are strictly prohibited without explicit permission from the mall management.<\/p>\n<p>Failure to obey these rules or to comply with lawful and reasonable requests by the Crabtree Valley Mall Management, Special Police or Security will result in your being asked to leave the mall. If you refuse to leave, you will be arrested and prosecuted for criminal trespass.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But as strict as the Crabtree Valley Mall is about photography, even they know they can only order people off the property or have them arrested for trespassing.<\/p>\n<p>They can\u2019t order you to delete your photos nor can they order you to hand over your camera. And they certainly can\u2019t get physical with you if you refuse to stop taking photos or even if you refuse to leave.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is one of the most hilarious clips of a confrontation with a security guard ever. &#8220;Ahhm gonna take ALL yore cameras! Y&#8217;all leave. Y&#8217;all need to delete your photos.&#8221; The security guard is the closest female caricature of Gomer &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/gomer-pyleforest-gump-reincarnated-as-woman-security-guard\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12505"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12509,"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12505\/revisions\/12509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amicuscuria.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}