TX vs. NY Plagiarizes Shelton’s Fondness of Urine

Sure, we all have our favorites and take civic pride in our local municipalities. But despite a bare bones budget unable to maintain city streets, eliminating the expense of public sidewalks, and banning anal cleavages from entering the City limits, absolutely nobody takes a back seat to Shelton in it’s fondness of urine. Though some may argue the lack of 24/7 public restrooms could bode ill for public health, the City Council just can’t get enough of the whiff of a budget balanced on our collective bladders…no need to fret about paying for fundamental public necessities when urine Shelton!

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